Graduation Bingo

B	I	N	G	O
Processor trips over own robe	Presenter mispronounces name	Speakers greets the Dean	Baby cries	“Hold the applause until the end”
Audience member takes off their shoes	Proud parent cries	Blinded by camera flash	Audience member snores	Spectator holding flowers
Speaker mentions recession	Family of a graduate whoop obnoxiously	Free Space	Walk through a photo by accident	“I’d like to thank…”
Graduate you don’t know wins an award	“We couldn’t have done this without…”	“I’m honored to be here”	Someone trips on stage	Rolled up sleeves
Spectator fans themselves	Phone goes off with absurd ringtone	Sweat stains	“Congratulations”	Inappropriate release of gas (burp or fart)